If there's anything (or anyone, for this matter) that could make me implode and explode simultaneously, it would be none other than the Goddess of Pop herself, Kylie Minogue. After offering us a MEGAmix (note the capitalization) of the upcoming album Aphrodite, the album sampler has surfaced. THIRTY dance-ridden seconds for each track! The ones on the MEGAmix are still the ones I'm anticipating the most, with the addition of Closer, Everything is Beautiful... all the tracks, actually (you expected me to say that, didn't you?). This is one FIERCE album sampler, especially with that massively orgasmic Aphrodite chorus!


I am squealing in delight.