I have now come to a conclusion that Alejandro is/has/whatever that fits:
[✔]Very much GaGa.
[✔]Very much Madonna, too.
[✔]Dramatic, as always.
[✔]Haircut homage to Dexter's Mandark. Sexay.
[✔]I have a feeling the church won't be too happy about this.
[✔]Awesome dance sequence.
[✔](Almost) porn, anyone? They kept their clothes on so Sandy Rios doesn't die of heart attack.
[✔]Very much what I expected.
[√ ]Trying too much to sex up her image to win over the public and keep up with the times. Whoops, wrong video.